🌶️ Roast · 2 voices

Roast My CV

Paste your CV or LinkedIn "About" section, or attach the PDF. A sharp Roaster quotes your real lines and teases the buzzwords, then a kinder Coach turns it around with three specific fixes and rewrites your weakest line live. You laugh, you share it, and your CV gets better.

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Sample: The Synergy Ninja (2 speakers)

Roaster: Today's CV opens with, and I quote, "results-driven synergy ninja." <short pause> Ninjas are famously not results-driven. They're famously invisible. Coach: [laughing] Be nice. Sam has ten years of experience. Roaster: Ten years of "passion for leveraging cross-functional excellence." I've read this sentence four times and I still don't know what Sam does. Coach: Okay, that one's fair. Roaster: Skills section: Microsoft Word. Sam, it's not 2003. Everyone has Word. My nan has Word. Coach: Alright, my turn. Three fixes. One: lead with a result. Instead of "synergy ninja," try "Cut onboarding time from three weeks to five days for a 40-person sales team." Roaster: [grudgingly] That's annoyingly good. Coach: Two: delete Word. Three: one line per job about what changed because you were there. Roaster: And four: keep the ninja. <short pause> For the cover letter. As a warning.

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What People Make With It

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Job seekers

Find the clichés and vague lines in your CV before a recruiter does.

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Students and graduates

A funny way to get honest feedback on a first CV.

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Gifts and farewells

Roast a friend's LinkedIn for their birthday or leaving party.

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Career coaches and creators

Make a weekly "CV roast" episode for your audience.

Ideas to Try

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Roast my LinkedIn About section (paste it after this) Try → Roast my attached CV, then give me three fixes Try → Roast a graduate CV whose only experience is a summer job at a café Try → Roast my cover letter for a marketing manager role Try → Roast my portfolio intro as a UX designer Try → Roast an obviously fake CEO CV full of buzzwords Try →

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the roast mean? +

No. It jokes about the writing (buzzwords, vague claims, odd formatting), never about you as a person, and the second half is genuinely useful advice.

Will it read out my phone number or email? +

No. The hosts use only your first name and skip contact details and addresses. Audios are private unless you choose to publish them.

Can I upload my CV as a PDF? +

Yes. Attach the PDF or paste the text, or paste your LinkedIn sections.

Can I share it? +

Yes. Make a short captioned video from any audio for TikTok, Reels or Shorts in one click.

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