Retirement Tribute for a Colleague

Host: After thirty-two years, Linda from Accounts is retiring. The office will never be the same. Co-host: Mostly because nobody else knows how the printer works. Host: <laugh> True. Linda has fixed that printer an estimated four thousand times. Co-host: And trained half this company. Including our CEO, when he was an intern who couldn't use a spreadsheet. Host: But ask anyone what they'll miss, and it's the same answer. Linda's desk: the place you went when a bad day needed fixing. Co-host: Chocolate in the second drawer, advice in the first. Host: Enjoy the garden, Linda. And please... leave us the printer instructions.